Overheard on the drive to soccer this morning:
Red (looking at a sign for a new restaurant): "Best Thai" - hm, that's a little presumptuous, don't you think?
Green: How do you know? Maybe "Best" is their last name.
Red: Yeah, sure - the famous Best family of Thailand. Maybe later we could try out "Shapiro Thai".
Green: Or "Rogers Vietnamese" - you never know.
Mostly, I just feel sorry for our children. How are they ever going to be useful adults if this is the kind of conversations they hear every day?